Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Jokes :)

Hey Y'all! Sorry I haven't posted in a while.

My mom found this site page with some pretty hilarious jokes on it, so I thought I'd share them with you. :) ~Joke Credit~ (NOTE: I don't know anything about this site).

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A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"


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A neutron goes into a restaurant and asks the waiter, "How much for a meal?" The waiter replies, "For you, no charge."

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"

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How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

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How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

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What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

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What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

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What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

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What do you call fishing when you don't catch any fish?
Drowning worms!

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Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!


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What Do You Call A Rabbit With The Fleas?
Bugs Bunny


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Why Didn't The Chicken Cross The Road?
Because It Was Chicken


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Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
The Chicken Was On Vacation


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Why did the policeman run onto the baseball field?
The runner stole 2nd base


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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk.


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LOL. Hope you liked them! I sure did!

(: Buttercup <3

43 comments:

Jeremy said...

um. Are these jokes supposed to be funny? :P lol jk

Buttercup said...

haha. LOL. uh, yeah, Jeremy, they are!

Poppy said...

Hey! I thought they were!!! Well.....Most of them......lol:)

~*~Poppy~*~

Emily said...

Are the codes right for your blog buttons? I can't get them to work for me. It just leaves this invisible space on my side bar... Seems like I had that problem before, but I thought I had it worked out.
Sorry for being such a bad friend. I haven't really been around lately, have I? And I STILL haven't posted the post on Doing Hard Things. Gaaaaah!!!
Great jokes! I'll have to do a joke post soon. Why do I always copy-cat other people? I should try to do something more original... =P
Have a great day!

Buttercup said...

Hi Emily!

hmmm...I haven't changed them...I don't know. Photobucket had that virus a while back, maybe that's the reason. I'll check them later.

lol. that's okay. :)

Hey, I do that too! I copy people all the time! LOL.

You too!
Buttercup

Jeremy said...

The king (being me), has declared them NOT worthy of the high-esteemed name of "Jokes" and has henceforth cast the unbearably shameful name of "not-jokes" upon them. Banished!

Poppy said...

HA! Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard! Hehe, jk jk

~*~Poppy~*~

Buttercup said...
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Buttercup said...

ROTFLOL! that's a laugh. I just have a few contradictions to make...

#1: you are NOT a king!
#2: since you are NOT a king, you cannot declare anything, or banish anything.
#3: I absolutely cannot picture you in real life saying words like "henceforth" and "high-esteemed".
#4: Poppy (my royal adviser)agrees with everything I just wrote.

The Empress of the blogging world,
Buttercup

Danielle said...

Hahahahaha jeremy! I could totally see him saying those words Buttercup, and btw, I have heard him say them. Lol

Buttercup said...

serious??? I dare you to use that kind of vocabulary Sunday, Jeremy! I dare you!!!

Danielle said...

Oh man, Buttercup, now Jer is gonna hate me! He was just playing arround when he used it! Don't make him do that!

Buttercup said...

lol. okay, okay, fine. As Empress I official call off the dare...for Danielle's sake alone...though I would like to hear some of that vocabulary used in person...LOL.

Poppy said...

HA! Too bad! I re-dare him! Bwahahahaha! Lol :) Sorry Danielle :)

~*~Poppy~*~

Danielle said...

Thank YOU! Haha. Wait ur not the empress, I am! ;)

Buttercup said...

ha! In your dreams! I called Empress long before you did! you can be...my royal adviser...I just fired Poppy. LOL.

Danielle said...

No poppy I undare him! I'm SO sorry J!

Danielle said...

Bahahahaha poor Poppy! In your dreams tho, u can be empress but I am QUEEN OF THE WORLD! Muahahahahha.

Buttercup said...

WHAT?!?!?! No way, Danielle! I am...

EMPRESS OF THE BLOGGING WORLD!!!!!! and the blogging world is BIGGER than the real world! maybe I will even extend my empire in to the REAL world!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. I'm alright now...LOL.

Poppy said...

HA! I'm NOT sorry "J" I re-dare you.......CASE CLOSED!!!

~*~POPPY~*~

Anonymous said...

I say you're all nuts . . . except Emily since she's the only one behaving herself. ;)
Thanks for the laughs - at the jokes and your conversation.

Love, Buttercup and Poppy's mom

Danielle said...

Case not closed! I will fight this case to my death! Which is right arround the corner considering the day I've had. But anyways, Your honor, (refering to miss empress of the blogging world) I demand you to sentence Poppy here, to 1 week of no blog commenting! :)

hehe. This is kind fun. Lol

oh the things u do when your exhausted!

Poppy said...

I WILL FIGHT THIS TO THE DEATH AND BEYOND DEATH!!! J IS NOW OFFICIALLY DARED!!! FOREVER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CASE IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOREVER!!!

POPPY, THE ONE THAT HAS THE POSITION OVER BOTH OF YOU THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE RULES!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Cough* *Cough* *Choke*

:)

Buttercup said...

This case is SOOOOOOO not closed!!!! But it must be postponed till tomorrow...

And I'm afraid, that I cannot sentence her to something so merciful, we must think of something worse...much worse...

Your honor (referring to miss queen of the world), you and I must forget our differences and join forces against this, this, impostor...

Tomorrow...lol. g' night!

Danielle said...

Well, seeing as I was considering law school as a job one day, maybe I shall fight this fight. Or maybe for the sake of all y'all I shaln't!

Danielle said...

Miss Empress, deal. But u must say it right it's QUEEN OF THR WORLD!
Lol until tomorrow...

Jeremy said...

*ahem. I am so NOT terribly afraid of you and your.... petty positional rank. You inferioristic "positions" are so fake that I dont know where to begin. I shall say this. If you are a queen or ruler of any kind you need to at least talk(eth) like one. Eth. (Oh and I just noticed that on the sidebar the word "faminine" in "faminine dress" is spelled incorrectly. It is properly spelled "feminine") Oh. And give the queen of the world a break. She has had terribly horrid day. (I say this to preserve your petty lives from her wrath) *laugh...eth. Well Gnight you peasants!

Danielle said...

Jeremy, lol. Haha. Ya. That's all I have to say. ;)

Buttercup said...

LOL.

Jeremy The Peasant, I didn't make that button, so it was not my fault that it was spelled incorrectly. HA!

Also, "inferioristic" is not a word! muahahaha! look it up!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inferioristic

So, Queen Of The World, what is our next step? lol.

Oh, and out of curiosity, what did you do yesterday, Danielle? I mean, "queen of the world"?

Poppy said...

Mr. Jer(eth) Do you want to be dared? If not........TOO BAD!!! :) If you have not readeth the wholeth thingeth theneth doeth iteth.

Sorry it's so hard to read....I had to do it in your language... :)

~*~POPPY~*~

Danielle said...

:) hmmmmeth, idketh, whateth shalleth weeth doeth? I personally thought the 1 week of no commenting was very cruel! Haha

ha, we shall just say I had a bad day, carpet burn on my knees, tons of english hw, and much more. ;)


Poppy,
my client will not and shall not talk like an imbecile (yes it is spelled correctly!!!) I sure hope u have a good lawyer for this case poppy, because as I see it, J's got the best in the blogging world! Your going down! Lol

This has got to be the silliest group of blog commenters EVER!

Poppy said...

Huh? I'm lost....... Who is your client? J's got the best what?...lawyer?

~*~Poppy~*~

Danielle said...

Lol, my client is Jeremy. He has the best lawyer. Haha. In the clear now?

Buttercup said...

okay, so we are sentencing Poppy to:

#1: one week of blog commenting forbidden.
#2: one week in the insane asylum.

hehe. What do you think, Queen of the World?

Danielle said...

Uhhh it's way to early in the morning for me to think straight. What's the second one?

Buttercup said...

LOL. one week in the insane asylum. LOL.

Jeremy said...

Since when did i ever claim that "inferioristic" is a word? hhhmmmmeth? Just goes to show that my superioristicly creative brain is too much for you psychos to handle! Muhahahahaha!

Since when did I hire a lawyer? loleth

Danielle said...

lol , As i see it, i got u into the "mess" lol so i am determined to save you from it! haha...

iM SO TIRED!

Buttercup said...

Jeremy...oh, good grief, I don't even know what to tell you. you are so much more than weird! LOL.

I am no psycho! Poppy is!

But, Jeremy, I must admit that I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! rotflol

oh, poor Danielle!

Poppy said...

HEYETH!!! You peopleth areth givingeth meth a headache :) psycho! areth youeth kiddingeth *rolls eyes* Hehehe jk jk :) You guys crack me up! How did I become the villian? :( What am I being sentenced for?! Who authorizedeth this?

A confused Poppy :)

Btw(eth) I don't mind being a peasant :)

Buttercup said...

Emily,

Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday, I guess you saw all of the silly conversation/argument we were having. lol.

I checked out the buttons and, unfortunately, I think they were taken off of Photobucket during the time when they had the virus, and so they no longer have any working link. So, yeah. They are broke. :( I'll make some more though, and email the girl that made them for me to see if she could put them back on. Thanks for trying! I'll get those other ones made as soon as I can!

Your friend,
Buttercup

Buttercup said...

Hey Emily, I just made and put up my new blog button. :) Hopefully it works, tell me if it doesn't. :)

Your friend,
Buttercup

Poppy said...

Now that that's over.....

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