My mom found this site page with some pretty hilarious jokes on it, so I thought I'd share them with you. :) ~Joke Credit~ (NOTE: I don't know anything about this site).
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A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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A neutron goes into a restaurant and asks the waiter, "How much for a meal?" The waiter replies, "For you, no charge."
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
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How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
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What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
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What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
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What do you call fishing when you don't catch any fish?
Drowning worms!
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Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
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What Do You Call A Rabbit With The Fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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Why Didn't The Chicken Cross The Road?
Because It Was Chicken
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Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
The Chicken Was On Vacation
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Why did the policeman run onto the baseball field?
The runner stole 2nd base
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk.
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LOL. Hope you liked them! I sure did!
(: Buttercup <3
